November 30th

Nov 30, 2012 -- 9:19am

 

 

 

 

 

 

Earlier this week, we saw pictures that made it look like GAVIN ROSSDALE was groping his young nanny's backside. But maybe we jumped the gun . . . because RadarOnline.com claims that nanny was Gavin's YOUNGER SISTER Soraya. A source says Gavin and his wife GWEN STEFANI are, quote, "happier and more in love than ever" . . . and adds, quote, "It really comes to something when a guy can't go for a hike with his little sister without being accused of cheating on his wife."

JUDE LAW will be 40 on December 29th, and he's not dreading it.  In fact, it's kind of a relief for him, because he no longer feels the pressures of being SEXY.-He says, quote, "In a weird way, it's kind of a relief to think, 'Oh, I know I'm not that young sort of pretty thing anymore.'"It's quite nice talking about what it was like to be the young pretty thing, rather than being it."

One of the many things KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES are supposedly fighting over is the $2 million engagement ring.  He thinks she should give it back because the wedding was a SHAM.  She feels like she has a legal right to keep it. 

An old boyfriend of "Dancing With the Stars" minx KELLY MONACO says they made a sex tape when she was 19 . . . almost 20 years ago.  And he still has it . . . but he swears he'll NEVER release it.

LINDSAY LOHAN was arrested at a club early Thursday morning for allegedly punching a woman in the face.  And it may have been because the woman offered Lindsay a free psychic reading.  It also might have had something to do with Lindsay trying to pick up MAX GEORGE from the boy band THE WANTED.  Or maybe the chick just accidentally bumped into Lindsay.

Lindsay's attorney says she was NOT under the influence of drugs or alcohol . . . and added, quote, "From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated."

JOE JACKSON . . . (--Michael Jackson's dad, not the British guy who sings "Is She Really Going Out With Him?") . . . reportedly suffered a mild stroke Wednesday, and is recovering in a Las Vegas hospital. Sources say he's in stable condition and doing well.  Joe is 84 . . . and has suffered two similar strokes within the past five years.

After a court hearing yesterday, HALLE BERRY and her fiancé OLIVIER MARTINEZ reached some kind of truce with her baby-daddy GABRIEL AUBRY.  But the details weren't disclosed.-Halle's lawyer left the hearing, stood in front of reporters and held up a piece of paper with a handwritten message that said, quote, "The parties have reached an amicable agreement.  There will be no further statements regarding this matter."After the Thanksgiving Day brawl between Olivier and Gabriel, Halle got a restraining order that prevented Gabriel from coming near her or their 4-year-old daughter Nahla.  Gabriel also got one against Olivier.

 

 

Remember former "Sons of Anarchy" star JOHNNY LEWIS? He's the guy who freaked out and went on an INSANE rampageback in September, before ultimately dying after falling from the roof of a house. Well, the autopsy results have just come back . . . and unbelievably, NO DRUGS were found in his system. That's surprising, because from everything we've heard, he was TOTALLY OUT OF HIS MIND during the rampage. He stormed into the house of his 81-year-old landlady . . . ransacked her house . . . BEAT her to death . . . and killed and dismembered her cat with his bare hands.Then he hopped a fence and assaulted two guys with a two-by-four . . . tried to break into the neighbor's house . . . then returned to the landlady's house, and eventually died after falling off the roof. Johnny DID do drugs at some point . . . he was ineligible for tissue donation due to "recent" drug use . . . but the medical examiner couldn't find anything in his system at the time of his death--By the way, the coroner is calling his death an ACCIDENT . . . mostly because there's no evidence that he intended to kill himself, or that he was pushed. -His body was cremated and buried at sea off the coast of San Diego last month.

CBS has ordered a series based on STEPHEN KING'S book "Under the Dome", which came out in 2009.  (--Stephen will serve as one of the executive producers.) The book about "a small New England town that's suddenly sealed off from the rest of the world by an enormous transparent dome."  The locals work together to survive post-apocalyptic conditions, while trying to figure out what the "dome" is. CBS has ordered 13 episodes, which will air next summer.

Gold medal-winning soccer star Hope Solo insists ... her new husband Jerramy Stevens has never laid a hand on her -- despite his assault arrest two weeks ago, following an alleged altercation between the couple.There was lots of speculation that Stevens -- a former NFL tight end -- had attacked Solo, but she just released a statement, saying, "My beautiful husband & i happy as can be! [sic] Let me set the record straight!!! Jerramy has NEVER treated me poorly! The truth always prevails!”Jerramy Stevens was arrested following the November 12th incident in Washington, when cops say they noticed blood on Hope's elbow.Jerramy was released shortly after when a judge decided there wasn't enough evidence to charge him.

Dancing with the Stars finalists Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy's intense chemistry was buzzed-about all season long. Now, following their third-place finish in the season 15 finale, they're in for a big adjustment. "I've spent every day with him for the past three and a half months for 12 hours a day," Kelly Monaco told PEOPLE. "It's going to be super strange not having him around." Chmerkovskiy  who joined the show alongside his brother Maksim on season 13 when he danced with Elisabetta Canalis and then with Sherri Shepherd for season 14. Val said "It made me proud that I'm relevant," he said of his performance with Monaco in the finale. "I became relevant on the show this season because of her. That really meant a lot to me." The pair were spotted arm in arm while out in New York City on Wednesday.

 

 

 

A picture can say a thousand words — or in Fred Savage‘s case, announce his son’s birth!In a surprising post on Twitter Monday, the former Wonder Years star Tweeted a sweet snapshot of a newborn’s hand, with a simple yet telling caption.“He’s here,” Savage, 36, wrote.Baby boy is the third child for the actor and his wife Jennifer, who are already parents to son Oliver Philip, 6, and daughter Lily Aerin, 4½. Never announcing the pregnancy, Savage is continuing to stay mum on any further details surrounding his new son — including a birth date and name.

 

TV TONIGHT

--"Sunday Night Football" . . . 8:15 to 11:15 P.M. Eastern on NBC.  The Dallas Cowboys host the Philadelphia Eagles at Cowboys Stadium.

--"The Walking Dead" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on AMC.

--"Boardwalk Empire" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on HBO.

--"Shahs of Sunset" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Bravo 

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