December 4th

Dec 04, 2012 -- 10:01am

 

 

 

 

Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting their first child but she's in the hospital with a severe form of morning sickness.  It sounds like she and the baby are going to be okay though. The baby would officially become third in line for the British throne, behind Prince Charles and William.  Prince Harry  is now fourth.

ROB KARDASHIAN has accused his girlfriend . . . British singer RITA ORA . . . of some serious cheating.  Yesterday he Tweeted, quote, "She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together . . . But I mean 20?!!!!  How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes while in a relationship?!  I am actually disgusted." Rob removed the Tweets after about 30 minutes . . . but not before somebody grabbed them and shared them with the world. Rob's big sister KHLOE weighed in on Rob's Tweets, saying, quote, "Rob be nice kiddddd." -But she added, "Cheaters never prosper.  I'll be home today . . . Try and smile little brother."

Great news!  LINDSAY LOHAN doesn't have money to buy cocaine or vodka . . . because the IRS has SEIZED ALL HER BANK ACCOUNTS. Despite the hundred-grand CHARLIE SHEEN gave her recently to pay down her debt, Lindsay still owes $233,904 in back taxes . . . and they got tired of waiting for it.

Two Sundays ago, "comedian" KATT WILLIAMS led police on a motorcycle chase  AND slapped a Target cashier.  Well, this past Sunday was just as eventful.Katt was arrested following a fight at a Seattle bar . . . during which he threatened people with a POOL CUE.Police say he also, quote, "followed a family outside of the bar where he threw a cigarette at a woman as she got into her car, hitting her in the eye."  Then he threw a rock at the car.He was bailed out yesterday morning by former Death Row Records thug SUGE KNIGHT, who's Katt's tour manager.

According to a new "60 Minutes" / "Vanity Fair" poll on humor, Jay Leno is the funniest late-night  host "The Simpsons" are funnier than "Family Guy",  men are funnier than women, and "Seinfeld" is the greatest sitcom and the funniest letter of the alphabet is "Q". 

NICK LACHEY got BOOTED from the Cincinnati Bengals / San Diego Chargers game on Sunday for TRASH TALKING.  The game was in San Diego, and Nick is a Bengals fan.  He Tweeted that he, quote, "couldn't be prouder" of getting the boot.  Then after the Bengals won, he Tweeted, quote, "I'd talk trash to everyone in SD, but what's the point?  You already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost."

Lebron James has been named the "Sports Illustrated" Sportsman of the Year.  The honor actually surprised him.  He figured he was still being judged for the way he bolted from Cleveland for the Miami Heat.  He says, quote, "I remember just like yesterday when I signed here and basically, like the roof caved in."

 

 

 

 

After topping Bing.com's list of the Most Searched Person of 2012, KIM KARDASHIAN also sits at the top of Yahoo!'s version of the list.  Although she's the highest-rated PERSON, she only came in THIRD on the overall search list, behind "Election" and "iPhone 5".

#1.)  Election

#2.)  iPhone 5

#3.)  Kim Kardashian

#4.)  Kate Upton  (--Something tells me most of the people searching for Kate were looking for this video.)

#5.)  Kate Middleton

It looks like Bill Murray is indeed doing "Ghostbusters 3".  Co-star Harold Ramis who also co-wrote the first two installments says Bill called him and said he's in.  Ramis said a major factor in Bill's decision was, "all the support he received from fans."

JAMIE FOXX will play the villain Electro in the upcoming "Spider-Man" movie

Howard Stern has announced that he's coming back for another season of "America's Got Talent".  For now, he's the only confirmed judge.  HOWIE MANDEL hasn't decided if he wants to come back, and SHARON OSBOURNE is leaving the show.  There's no word how much Howard is being paid to return.

The BBC has announced that they're making "The Casual Vacancy" . . . the new, adult book by "Harry Potter" author J.K. ROWLING . . . into a TV series.  It'll be a while though, it isn't expected to premiere until 2014.The book is about a council election in England that turns ugly, and "unleashes rivalries and resentments in a small town." J.K. Rowling recently said she has two children's books in the works, along with another adult novel.

ADAM LEVINE went OFF on the TLC show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in a recent interview . . . and he didn't hold back at all.  In fact, he got so worked up, he started DROPPING F-BOMBS.  His rant included this:  Quote, "[Eff] those idiots.  They're just the worst . . . [EFF] THOSE PEOPLE."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A bunch of MICHAEL JACKSON memorabilia was auctioned off over the weekend . . . and LADY GAGA purchased a lot of it.  55 items, to be exact.  She Tweeted, quote, "The 55 pieces I collected today will be archived and expertly cared for in the spirit and love of Michael Jackson, his bravery, and fans worldwide." It's unclear what she bought . . . or how much she spent . . . but the auction house says "many" of the items went for six-figures, including a jacket from Michael's "Bad" tour ($240,000), two of his "bedazzled white gloves" ($192,000 and $115,200) . -A jacket Michael wore for a visit to the White House in the 1990s ($144,000), and another jacket signed and worn by Michael ($156,000).The auction raised more than $5 million . . . and a portion of the proceeds will benefit two charities:  The Nathan Adelson Hospice of Las Vegas, and Guide Dogs of America. Meanwhile, some MADONNA memorabiliaspecifically, two of her cone-shaped bras . . . were sold at a separate recent auction.  They sold for more than $77,000 in total

 

TV TONIGHT

--"The Voice" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.

 --"Shark Tank" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.  Country singer John Rich makes an appearance for an update on a guitar invention.

 --"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.

--"Storage Wars" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on A&E.

 --"The New Normal" . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.  Marlo Thomas guest stars.

 --"The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" [Special Presentation] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.  Alessandra Ambrosiowears the $2.5 million fantasy treasure bra.  Music Guests:  Rihanna, Bruno Mars and Justin Bieber.

--"Sons of Anarchy" [5th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on FX.

 

 

 

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