January 8th

Jan 08, 2013 -- 10:03am

 

 

 

 

 

COURTENEY COX looks AMAZING for a 48-year-old.  But she freely admits she's had a lot of help.She tells "New You" magazine, quote, "You know what, I'm game for anything.  I'm very open to trying to prolong the inevitable."  And that "anything" includes LASERS. She says, "I'm a big laser believer I really think they are the wave of the future.  I just did Ulthera which is supposed to produce collagen.  And I'm about to do Fraxel, which will get rid of all these brown spots off my arms, chest and face."

AL ROKER admits that he pooped his pants at the White House back in 2002, a month after undergoing gastric bypass surgery.  He says he was trying to pass a little gas but, quote, "a little something extra came out.  I pooped my pants.  Not horribly, but enough that I knew."  So he got rid of his underwear in a bathroom and went commando from there on out.

"Harry Potter" minx EMMA WATSON had in incident at JFK airport in New York City recently, when security mistook her for an UNACCOMPANIED MINOR.-She Tweeted, quote, "Passport control: 'unaccompanied minor?' Me: 'sorry?'  Passport control:  'where is ur guardian?'  Me: 'I'm 22!!!!!!! #neverwearingabackpackagain."She added, "The really sad thing is that this is not the first time this has happened."  (--She does look like a kid . . . especially with that pixie haircut.)

Dina Lohan says Lindsay Lohan is screwed up now because she watched her dad Michael Lohan beat Dina up in front of her when she was young.  She claims Michael beat the hell out of her over the years, and even raped her in 1990.  Michael denies it, of course, and calls Dina "the devil." Dina is trying to say that this is what screwed up Lindsay.

On "Nightline" last night, MARIAH CAREY confirmed that NICKI MINAJ threatened her on the set of "American Idol" . . . and she took it seriously enough that she hired extra security.  She said, quote, "It felt like an unsafe work environment.  Anytime anybody's reeling threats at somebody, you know, it's not appropriate."  They've since made up . . . for now, at least. Barbara asked Mariah about the rumored $18 million she's making on "Idol".  She wouldn't confirm that number . . . but said it was, quote, "in the ballpark." 

New "Bachelor" SEAN LOWE and host CHRIS HARRISON have set up a fake phone number that ladies can give out to guys they're not interested in.  When the dude calls, he'll be greeted with messages from both of them, where they deliver the bad news.  The number is 212-432-7827.

Several sources are saying TAYLOR SWIFT and HARRY STYLES broke up after a "heated argument" last week in the Virgin Islands.  Taylor then came back to the states while Harry went off to party on RICHARD BRANSON'S private island.  Neither one of them have commented.

THE SCORPIONS say they decided NOT to retire because the band was too hard to give up.  Singer KLAUS MEINE tells "Classic Rock" magazine, quote, "It's one thing to say, 'This is going to be the end of the Scorpions' and another to do it."  They have at least one new album in the works, plus a documentary on the band.

 

 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren't committed in matrimony ... but they ARE committed in 11 million (and one) other ways -- TMZ has learned the duo just bought an $11 MILLION MANSION!Sources close to K & K tell TMZ ... the future parents are now the proud owners of a 10,000-square-foot pad in an über-private, gated community in Bel Air, CA. Kim and Kanye have owned the house for a few weeks ... and they've already gutted it and are designing a 14,000-square-foot dream home in its place.The new home will be an Italian-style villa  ... with a gym, movie theater, full hair and makeup salon, bowling alley, basketball court, indoor and outdoor pool ... oh and probably a baby nursery.

Three years after an extortion scandal that led him to bare his infidelities, David Letterman said he sees a psychiatrist once a week to try to be the person that he believed he was.The late-night talk show host gave an extraordinary interview to Oprah Winfrey in which he talked about his feud with her and Jay Leno, and about his efforts to make amends for his affairs with "Late Show" staff members that became public in 2009 ”"For a long time I thought I was a decent guy," Letterman said. "But yet, thinking I was a decent guy, I was still capable of behavior that wasn't coincidental to leading a decent life. That's what I'm working on. I want to really be the person I believe that I was. I wanna be a good person."The interview aired Sunday on Winfrey's OWN network and will be repeated Jan. 20. It was recorded in November. Letterman said his wife, Regina, has forgiven him, and he tries every day to regain her trust. He said he still hasn't forgiven himself. Letterman said he went through depression that he described as a sinkhole that he thought he wouldn't come out of. But with medication, he said, he pulled through and told Winfrey he now has compassion for others who have gone through depression.

 

Katherine Webb isn't the only model caused a stir on Twitter on last night. Kate Upton, Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit cover girl, tweeted, "It's okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week" Upton dated Mark Sanchez last year. The 20-year-old reportedly has moved on to Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander.

 

TV TONIGHT

--"Raising Hope" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on Fox.  Christopher Lloyd guest stars as a loan officer.

--"Ben & Kate" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on Fox.  Jane Seymour guest stars as BJ's mother.

 --"Betty White's Off Their Rockers" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.  Kim Kardashian and "Gangnam Style" rapper Psy make cameo appearances in back-to-back episodes.

--"Cougar Town" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TBS.

--"Snooki & Jwoww" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.

 

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