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January 22nd

Jan 22, 2013 -- 9:52am






PRESIDENT OBAMA'S inauguration festivities went down yesterday.  Here's all the fun stuff that happened .

#1.)  PRESIDENT OBAMA somehow managed to mess up the Presidential Oath at the Inauguration AGAIN. 

#2.)  SASHA OBAMA was caught yawning during her dad's Inaugural speech.  (Full Story)

#3.)  MALIA OBAMA inadvertently photobombed a shot of her parents kissing

#4.)  Did MICHELLE OBAMA just give JOHN BOEHNER the brush-off or what?  (--Check out this video.)

#5.)  Former president BILLY CLINTON wasn't very inconspicuous when he checked out KELLY CLARKSON.  From behind, of course

#7.)  We now have video of rapper LUPE FIASCO being thrown off the stage during an inaugural event Sunday night for trashing the president

#14.)  At the inaugural ball, BARACK and MICHELLE OBAMA danced to JENNIFER HUDSON singing AL GREEN'S "Let's Stay Together". 

#15.)  ALICIA KEYS sang "Obama's on Fire". 

Beyonce Rocked the national anthem

KIM KARDASHIAN tops the list of the 11 Most-Searched Celebrities on  HULK HOGAN also made the list because of his recently-released sex video.  The list also includes celebs who've never even had sex tape scandals, including MEGAN FOX and ANGELINA JOLIE.

PRINCE HARRY admits he screwed up when photos of his NAKED BILLIARDS shenanigans hit the web last year.  He says, quote, "At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down."  He also says he has killed Taliban soldiers during his time in Afghanistan . . . quote, "We fire when we have to but essentially we're more of a deterrent than anything else."

"Facts of Life" star CHARLOTTE RAE was married to film composer John Strauss from 1951 to 1976.  What broke them up?  The small, inconvenient fact that John was GAY. In the process of coming out to Charlotte, John also admitted that he had cheated on her. She says, "First came the shock of what he had done behind my back, then the sting of being deceived for years.  All I could feel was the betrayal and, worse than that, my shame.-"John's secret confirmed my feelings of inferiority.  That I was less than a woman . . . That I didn't deserve to be loved and valued."  (--John died in 2011 after a long battle with Parkinson's disease.)




As long as celebrities seem to be unburdening themselves of their deep, dark secrets, ROD STEWART has a confession to make:  He cheated . . . on his DRIVING TEST.Back in 1967, a roadie named Pete got tired of driving Rod around.  So he decided to do something about it.-Rod says, quote, "Pete set off to the test center, signed in as Mr. Roderick Stewart of Highgate and took my test.  And I passed, I'm pleased to say."-Rod got his U.S. driver's license eight years later.  LEGALLY.  But he says, quote, "To this day I have never taken a driving test in Britain."  (--Rod is 68 years old.)

Someone is developing a reality show based on the HBO show "Girls" . . . at least, according to a post on Craigslist.  The ad says they're looking for "wise-beyond-their-years young ladies" that are "well-educated and cultured extroverts."

Lindsay Lohan's ego might be her downfall -- because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do "Dancing with the Stars" ... because she doesn't want to do reality TV.Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season -- offers that maxed out at $550,000. But Lindsay -- who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes -- shut them down, telling friends she'd never consider doing reality TV ... she wants to stick to films.But there's one problem -- after "The Canyons" fiasco, she's basically made herself unhireable. And as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers.A rep for DWTS tells us, "We don't comment on casting."


Great news for Brent Musburger ... 'cause Katherine Webb (the chick he ogled during the BCS championship game) has signed a deal to star in a new reality competition show ... which requires her to spend A LOT of time in a bathing suit. TMZ has learned the reigning Miss Alabama USA -- aka the hot girlfriend of Alabama QB A.J. McCarron -- will be a contestant on the upcoming ABC show "Celebrity Diving." We obtained pics of Katherine on the L.A. set today with some of her co-stars ... a cast that includes Detroit Lions badboy Ndamukong Suh, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Nicole Eggert, Kendra Wilkinson, Louie Anderson, Drake Bell, Chuy from the E! Network, and Keshia Knight Pulliam. As we previously reported, Webb's BF was upset that she was getting more attention than his team -- so Katherine issued a self-imposed media ban on herself. She also told TMZ she wanted to move to Alabama so she could focus on her relationship with A.J..But when the show came a callin', Katherine decided she spent enough time in celebrity exile.Ndamukong Suh is also a pretty shocking addition to the cast -- considering he's in the middle of a huge contract and NFL coaches don't usually love it when a star player risks his health by jumping off a high dive.








 --"Betty White's Off Their Rockers" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.  Nicole Richie and "The Biggest Loser's" Bob Harper guest in back-to-back episodes.

 --"The Taste" [Series Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Twenty-nine chefs compete in this cooking competition as celebrity chefs Nigella Lawson, Ludo Lefebvre, Brian Malarkey, and Anthony Bourdain judge via a blind taste test.

 --"Totally T-Boz" [1st Season Finale] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on TLC.

 --"The Ultimate Fighter" [17th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on FX.

 --"Go On" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC.  Terrell Owens guests as himself, and Piper Perabo from "Covert Affairs" plays a former member of Ryan's support circle.

 --"Private Practice" [Series Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.

--"Parenthood" [4th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC.


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