March 12th

Mar 12, 2013 -- 10:19am

 

 

 

 

 

Just because CHRIS BROWN stands onstage at a club and tells guys that they have to claim ownership of their women's vaginas, that doesn't mean he actually BELIEVES it.-Some paparazzi scumbag asked Chris about it the other night and he said, "It's a song, it's a song.  That's all it is." 

A picture of JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT working out has become the latest Internet Meme.

As crazy as it sounds, when OLIVIA WILDE met her fiancé JASON SUDEIKIS, SHE didn't think she was good enough for HIM.  She says, quote, "He's a brilliant actor with a brain like lightning.  I thought 'I'm not beautiful enough or his type.'"  She also claims they're going to be together forever.

Last year, BRANDI GLANVILLE from the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" revealed that she'd had a week-long fling with GERARD BUTLER.  And when Gerard was asked about it, he said, quote, "Who's Brandi Glanville?"-Well, on the "Howard Stern Show" yesterday, Gerard admitted that he nailed her.  But the reason he seemed confused about it when he was asked was because HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS. He said, "I didn't know her last name . . . didn't know she was a celebrity, and I didn't know she was going to run out and [effing] tell everyone about it!" 

Several celebrities and political figures were hacked, and sensitive financial information about them was posted online. The victims included Kim Kardashian, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher and Mel Gibson . Plus LAPD Chief Charlie Beck, FBI director Robert Mueller, Attorney General Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, and even Vice President Joe Biden.Information posted included credit reports, Social Security numbers and bank account information.  Although sources say the info on Biden and Hillary wasn't as sensitive as it was for others.-It's not clear if the website is still online.  No one in the media would publish the address, and we couldn't find it as of last night.  There's no word who's responsible.-The LAPD and the FBI are both looking into this.

After a pretty rough week in London, JUSTIN BIEBER spent some time in Amsterdam over the weekend.  And I know the question that immediately came to your mind was, "Did he smoke any weed?” Well, one gossip website claims he went to a coffee shop called Easy Time, where he did indeed smoke a joint and eat some "space cake" . . . which is a pot-laced snack.  He also went to a souvenir shop and bought himself a JOINT HOLDER.

Terminal cancer sufferer VALERIE HARPER appeared on the "Today" show yesterday, saying she plans to, quote, "live each moment fully" . . . even though doctors have told her she may only have MONTHS to live.-She said, quote, "I'm not dying until I do.  I promise I won't . . . If you die, you're not a failure.  You're just somebody who had cancer.  And that's the outcome." She also noted that she's not saying goodbye yet . . . quote, "What I'm saying is keep your consciousness, your thoughts open to infinite possibility and keep yourself open to miracles." 

 

 

 

Over the weekend, "Us" magazine said ELISABETH HASSELBECK was being PUSHED OUT of "The View" . . . because viewers found her "too extreme and right-wing." Well, BARBARA WALTERS DENIED the rumor on the show yesterday.-Barbara called it a "particularly false story," and said, quote, "The truth is, we love Elisabeth . . . beyond that, we value and appreciate her point of view.  It's important to us because Elisabeth helps give this show perspective and balance . "We have no plans for Elisabeth to leave the show."  --Elisabeth didn't comment . . . and multiple sites online report that she's STILL not expected to return next season.  And Barbara did seem to hint at that possibility.She added, "Having said that to all of you, [producer] Bill [Geddie] and I have always said that when one of you makes the choice to leave, that is your choice, and we will support your decision."-For what it's worth, "Us" magazine is sticking with their story.  They quote some "insider" saying that the denial is part of a strategy to "save face" for both Elisabeth and the show.The source says, quote, "[They] don't want to make her look bad and don't want to make the show look bad for canning her, they just want to make it seem like Elisabeth decided to leave on her own when the announcement comes."--And actually, there IS precedent for that.Back in 2006, Barbara denied speculation that STAR JONES was being booted . . . before Star abruptly left the show.  Star later said she was being let go, and she walked out early so she could leave on her own terms. Barbara also later admitted that the producers had decided not to renew Star's contract, and that she fibbed a little in her denials because she wanted to, quote, "protect" Star.

The producers of "Dallas" changed the opening sequence for last night's episode to pay tribute to LARRY HAGMAN.  The revised theme song was slower and more somber . . . and the visuals were tweaked to fit it, before ending on an image of Larry, and fading out.

CHRISTIAN SLATER has been cast in an upcoming ABC drama called "Influence".  He's playing "a slick ex-con."  If it gets picked up, it could be on ABC's schedule next fall . . . and if it's like Christian's last three shows, it won't last two seasons.

 

TV TONIGHT

--"Celebrity Wife Swap" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.  Gilbert Gottfried and Alan Thicke swap wives for a week.

--"Hell's Kitchen" [11th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.

 --"The Taste" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

 

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