March 14th

Mar 14, 2013 -- 10:31am

 

 

 

 

 

lesbian college student made a YouTube video asking MILA KUNIS to attend her school's cotillion with her.  As you may recall, the whole trend of asking celebrities out on YouTube started back in the summer of 2011, when a U.S. soldier asked Mila to his Marine Corps Ball.  It worked.  Will it work this time?  No word yet from Mila.

Sometimes you know exactly how something is going to work out.  This is one of those times:  JESSE JAMES is getting married again. -The "lucky" girl is ALEXIS DEJORIA.  She's a racecar driver and the daughter of one of the founders of the Paul Mitchell hair care product line. Jesse has already been married four times . . . most famously to SANDRA BULLOCK.

DENNIS RODMAN did pop up at the Vatican yesterday, in a black jacket covered in brightly-colored flowers.  He was expected to show up in his own version of the popemobile, but he failed to make good on that promise.  It supposedly got delayed by snow in Northern Italy.  There's no word whether the new pope took a meeting with Dennis.  We're guessing not.

If DENNIS RODMAN can go to North Korea, then STEVEN SEAGAL can go to Moscow.  And he did.-He was there because Russian President VLADIMIR PUTIN invited him to the opening of a new martial arts school.  They had lunch and watched a judo competition together.-Putin's spokesman says they're friends and, quote, "regularly meet each other." 

83-year-old ED ASNER was hospitalized after he fell ill and got disoriented onstage during a play in Gary, Indiana.  His son later said he'd been feeling sick for a few weeks, and was just exhausted . . . but he's fine.  He added that Asner was, quote, "very grumpy, which with him is always a good thing."

KOBE BRYANT suffered a "severely sprained ankle" while attempting a last-minute shot to tie up the game against the Atlanta Hawks last night.  The Lakers ended up losing the game, and they might lose Kobe.  The team says he's out "indefinitely," but Kobe hasn't ruled out playing in their next game tomorrow night.

 The 100th episode of "Psych" is airing on March 27th, and they're celebrating with a "Clue"-themed episode, where the viewers will vote on the ending AS they're watching it.  Like the "Clue" movie, there will be three endings, and three actors from "Clue" will guest-star:  Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren and Martin Mull.

"In Touch" magazine has a photo that apparently shows SANJAYA MALAKAR singing for money in a New York subway station.  An "eyewitness" says he was singing OTIS REDDING'S "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" . . . and had people "doing double takes," because, quote, "[he's] still a decent singer!"

ESPN has hired former Super Bowl-winning linebacker (slash) ALLEGED murderer RAY LEWIS.-He'll be involved in their "Monday Night Football" coverage, and is serving as an NFL analyst on several shows . . . including "Monday Night Countdown", "Sunday Night Countdown" and "SportsCenter".

 

 

Better late than never! When American Idol's live performance episode started at 8 p.m. ET Wednesday, Nicki Minaj was nowhere to be seen."We are coming to you live and on time," host Ryan Seacrest said, before asking the crowd which top 10 finalist could win this season. After the cheering subsided, Seacrest added, "Keep that energy going for three of your four judges who are here tonight."Keith Urban, Randy Jackson and Mariah Carey were all in their seats. But Minaj, it seems, was stuck in traffic.

Ryan Seacrest must be one understanding boyfriend, because he's still with Julianne Hough ... after she left $100,000 worth of jewelry he gave her in her car ... and guess what happenedJulianne was in Hollywood Friday night, visiting a friend in an apartment complex.  Law enforcement sources tell us ... she parked her Mercedes in the lot, leaving 3 pieces of jewelry inside the car -- jewelry Ryan had given her. A few hours later, Julianne went to her car ... and looked in horror as she saw the door wide open and the inside ransacked.It's unclear if Julianne left the door unlocked, but there were no visible signs of forced entry.We don't have specifics on the 3 pieces of jewelry, but we've confirmed the total value is $100k. It'll take 10 minutes for Ryan to make enough to replace those baubles.

 

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kandi Burruss is suing her former friend and castmate Kim Zolciak-Biermann over the song they collaborated on, "Tardy For The Party."Kandi claims Kim infringed upon her copyright by unlawfully licensing, distributing and selling the song, which she wrote and Kim "sang" on. In an exclusive statement to toofab, Kim says, "This is nothing short of a publicity stunt, I find this lawsuit funny yet sad. Coming after me now and this song is 4 years old? I have in fact overpaid Kandi and have documents to prove it and my legal team will handle this accordingly."

TV TONIGHT

--"American Idol" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.  Music Guests:  Bon Jovi and Season 11 winner Phillip Phillips.

--"Parks and Recreation" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.  Jason Schwartzman guest stars.

--"The Office" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC.  Dwight and Oscar attend a funeral at Schrute Farms.

 --"Grey's Anatomy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Debbie Allen returns as Dr. Catherine Avery.

 

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