March 18th

Mar 18, 2013 -- 6:54am

 

 

 

 

OPRAH WINFREY isn't too offended by TERRENCE HOWARD'S recent comments about enjoying her large breasts during their love scene.  In an interview for an upcoming episode of "The Steve Harvey Show" she says, quote, "You know what?  Some people called me saying they were all offended, but I go, 'Well, I DO have big breastises."  She also calls Terrence, quote, "a misbehavin' kinda boy."

RYAN SEACREST and JULIANNE HOUGH have broken up.  Sources blame Ryan's relentless work schedule.  One source says, quote, "He works all the time.  He never sleeps.  It's a lifestyle she couldn't handle anymore.  Work always, always came first.  She wants a more low-key life."  On Saturday, Julianne Tweeted a picture of herself with some friends, along with the hashtag "friends are the best therapy".

During a Twitter conversation with a friend the other day, MILEY CYRUS suggested that she's only not wearing her engagement ring because it's BROKEN.  And she said, quote, "when [this] happens to me everyone says my wedding is off."  Meanwhile, KAT VON D Tweeted pictures of a tattoo she did for Miley.  It's a Leonardo DaVinci drawing of two views of an anatomically-correct human heart, and it appears to be on Miley's forearm.

One of Hollywood's most awesome couples WILL NOT DIE!  DANNY DEVITO and RHEA PERLMAN are back together, after being separated for about five months.  (--Figures their separation would be, you know . . . SHORT.) Danny and Rhea announced their separation last October.  But they were spotted traveling together in November . . . and in December, Danny said they were trying to work things out.  Danny and Rhea have been married for 31 years, and have three adult children.  He's 68, she's 64.

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD revealed on the "Today" show that she doesn't do any grooming DOWN THERE other than, quote, "whatever is required."  But HODA KOTB revealed she has a naughty landing strip.  Kathie Lee said, quote, "How did anybody find anything attractive down there until we started shavin' and dyin' and vajazzlin' and mowin' . . . Think about it Hoda, we've been on this planet about 6 billion years.  Somebody liked it with nothin' goin' on . . . that is just a thought . . . It's just wrong."

Those hackers who caused chaos among the elite in Hollywood and Washington, D.C. by posting their confidential information like Social Security numbers and credit reports have called it quits.  The website is gone, but before it disappeared, they posted a message saying, quote, "We have enjoyed every minute of the past 12 days of providing entertainment and laughs to all of you, sadly it's time to say bon voyage."

EVA LONGORIA turned 38 on Friday, and BRET MICHAELS Tweeted her a birthday wish, along with a picture of himself standing next to . . . KIM KARDASHIAN. -He later deleted it and posted a replacement birthday wish . . . quote, "Wishing a #HappyBirthday to @EvaLongoria.  Hope your day rocks!" 

 

 

 

 

DAVID HASSELHOFF has joined a campaign to save one of the last remaining sections of the Berlin Wall . . . which a developer wants to move in order to make way for access to a housing complex.-The Hoff says, quote, "It's like tearing down an Indian burial ground.  It's a no-brainer."

"Oz the Great and Powerful" did great at the box office once again.  The movie made another $42 million this weekend, giving it a two-week haul of $145 million.HALLE BERRY'S "The Call" opened in 2nd place with $17.1 million . . . while the STEVE CARELL-JIM CARREY comedy "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" had an underwhelming debut in 3rd place with $10.3 million.

 1.)  "Oz The Great and Powerful", $42.2 million.  Up to $145 million in its 2nd week.

2.)  (NEW)  "The Call", $17.1 million.

 3.)  (NEW)  "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", $10.3 million.

ALEX WINTER says the next "Bill & Ted" movie will be a continuation, and not a reboot.  He also says they found a way to make the absence of GEORGE CARLIN'S character Rufus make sense.  George died in 2008, and Alex says it would have been impossible to replace him.

There's been some talk on the World Wide Web of Movie Gossip about "Harry Potter" minx EMMA WATSON starring in the "50 Shades of Grey" movie.  Don't believe it.  Emma posted some Tweets to dispel the rumors.She said, quote, "Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie?  Like really.  For real.  In real life."Good.  Well that's that sorted then."

JAY LENO reportedly upset one of the higher-ups at NBC by making fun of the network's ratings problems.  But Leno said it wasn't personal . . . it's a TRADITION for late-night hosts to poke fun at their bosses.

 Well, here's something interesting:  The SATAN character on the History Channel's "Bible" mini-series sure seems to look a lot like . . . PRESIDENT OBAMA. No one from History or the show has commented.

 

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