April 11th

Apr 11, 2013 -- 7:00am

 

 

 

 

 

 

According to a new poll, JENNIFER LAWRENCE is the celebrity we'd most like to see in a SEX TAPE.  She's followed by ANNE HATHAWAY and JENNIFER ANISTON.  Meanwhile, "Django Unchained" is the mainstream movie we'd most like to see made into a porno parody flick, followed by "Lincoln".

"Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM has admitted to making a sex tape.  She says she did it for HERSELF, so she can look back at her supposed hotness when she's older.  At the same time, though, she also admitted that her lawyer is negotiating a possible sale, and she added, quote, "I will not be settling for anything less than a couple million."

There's a rumor going around that DIDDY and KATE UPTON were making out at a New York City restaurant last week.  It's not true. Diddy Tweeted, "Attention all Media.  I don't even know Kate Upton personally!  I'm not dating her!  What's being reported is not true.  END of story!"

GWYNETH PALTROW tops the "Star" tabloid's list of the 20 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood.  Apparently, Gwyneth and 18 other people are somehow MORE hated than Chris Brown, who came in at #20.  Others who made it include John Mayer, Katherine Heigl, and Lindsay Lohan.

The "Hollywood Reporter" has named the 35 Most Powerful People in Media.  They include Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Katie Couric, Wendy Williams, Anderson Cooper, Sean Hannity, Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly. Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Willie Geist from the "Today" show, David Letterman, Rachel Maddow, Lorne Michaels, Piers Morgan, Bill O'Reilly, CBS News anchor Scott Pelley, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan, Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos from "Good Morning America", Charlie Rose, Gayle King and Norah O'Donnell from "CBS This Morning", Diane Sawyer, Howard Stern, Jon Stewart, Barbara Walters, Brian Williams.

After going on "Letterman" Tuesday and calling rehab "a blessing", LINDSAY LOHAN went to a club called 1 Oak.  She left early Wednesday morning, trying to hide her face with her purse, of course.  (Here are some pics. Meanwhile, Lindsay is expected to be CHARLIE SHEEN'S date for the "Scary Movie 5" premiere tonight.  They play a couple in the movie.

ALEC BALDWIN has more to say about his little dust-up with SHIA LABEOUF . . . quote, "There does seem to be an inverse proportion to how much experience you have and how much you shoot your mouth off."  He also kind of insulted his ex-wife KIM BASINGER by saying their daughter, quote, "looks like her mom and thinks like me."

WESLEY SNIPES may have scored his first post-prison gig.  SYLVESTER STALLONE has reportedly offered him a part in "The Expendables 3".A source says, quote, "Stallone wants to help Wesley get back on his feet . . . The script is being processed and Sly wants Wesley to jump on board.  Filming is likely to start late this year." Wesley is under house arrest until July 19th.  He served most of a three-year sentence for failing to pay MILLIONS in taxes.

 

 

The guy who won two Oscars for his sound work on "Jurassic Park" says that when the velociraptors are communicating with each other, it's actually the sound of TORTOISES HAVING SEX.  And one of the sounds he used for the T-Rex came from his Jack Russell terrier.  He also used a bunch of other animals for the different dinosaurs . . . including a male dolphin in heat.

MTV has canceled "Buckwild" following the death of SHAIN GANDEE.  In a statement, the network said, quote, "We felt it was not appropriate to continue without him."  They'll air a tribute to Shain this weekend, and then that's it.  By the way, "Buckwild's" producer is furious about the cancellation.  He says he hopes to continue the show on another network.

TRIPLE H suffered second-degree burns on his torso and arm at Wrestlemania last weekend . . . when he was hit by some dry ice as he was making his grand entrance.  He didn't seem fazed by it during the event, but he later Tweeted a picture of his burned-up chest.

NBC is changing up their late-night roster next season . . . but there will be one constant.  Yesterday, the network announced that they've renewed "Last Call with Carson Daly" for a 13th season.Of course, in February, halfway through the next TV season, JIMMY FALLON is leaving "Late Night" to take over for JAY LENO on "The Tonight Show". Fallon's "Late Night" replacement hasn't been determined, but supposedly SETH MEYERS from "Saturday Night Live" is at the top of the list.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE performed for PRESIDENT OBAMA at some White House soul music event on Tuesday night.  He sang OTIS REDDING'S "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" . . . and got everyone to join in at the end, including Obama.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is still at #1 for his third consecutive week, after his album "The 20/20 Experience" sold another 139,000 copies.  That brings the album's total sales to 1.43 million in the three weeks since it was released.Four new albums debuted in the Top 10 on the "Billboard" 200 chart this week.  THE BAND PERRY'S second album, "Pioneer", debuted at #2 with a better-than-expected 129,000 copies . . . ahead of new material from Tyler The Creator, New Kids on the Block, and Killswitch Engage.  Here's the full Top 10 list. . .

1.  "The 20/20 Experience", Justin Timberlake  (139,000 copies)

2.  (NEW)  "Pioneer", The Band Perry  (129,000 copies)

 

 

 

 

 

Yahoo! Sports is reporting that JAY-Z plans on selling his minority stake in the Brooklyn Nets so he can become an NBA players' agent.Jay-Z owns less than 1% of the Nets . . . but obviously, the NBA wouldn't let him represent players while he's a part owner of a team.  That's a significant conflict of interest. Jay-Z already has his feet wet as an agent.  His new management company recently signed the New York Yankees' second baseman ROBINSON CANO.

Diddy's twin daughters were surrounded by drugs and even covered in a mysterious white powder ... this according to a new lawsuit filed against the baby mama.Nanny Dawn Drago says she worked for Diddy's ex, Kim Porter, from 2011 to 2012. Drago claims in the lawsuit -- obtained by TMZ -- Porter chain-smoked pot in the house while the young girls were home.  But Drago claims marijuana was not Kim's only drug of choice. She alleges she found cocaine as well, and on one occasion she says she was driving the kids to school and noticed they were covered "in a white powdery substance."  Drago claims the kids had gotten into "a bag containing the powder, along with clear capsules, filled with another powdery substance in a bag in the back seat."Drago says she confronted Porter, who said the bag contained "medicine."And there's more. Drago also claims Porter verbally and violently abused her before eventually firing her last year.As for why she was fired ... Drago says the marijuana smell was choking and she dared to complain she couldn't take it.The case -- filed by Patrick Reider -- seeks unspecified damages.

 

TV TONIGHT

"American Idol" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. Music Guests: Kelly Clarkson and Scotty McCreery.

"The Office" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC. Roseanne Barr guests.

"Go On" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.

"Grey's Anatomy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. Multiple transplants are scheduled at the same time as the hospital's new management team creates havoc.

 

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