May 6th

May 06, 2013 -- 9:54am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Maxim" hasn't released its Hot 100 list yet, but we know who tops it:  Miley Cyrus. She Tweeted the news over the weekend, saying, quote, "Didn't know this was coming out yet!  I'm so happy to be #1 on Maxims HOT 100!  #myfanskickass #dreamsdocometrue."

Mama June and Sugar Bear from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" got married yesterday in Georgia. The wedding was taped, so we can expect to see it sometime soon on TLC. June and Sugar Bear met in an online chat room nine years ago.  The result, of course, was Honey Boo Boo. 

Justin Bieber was nearly pummeled by an overzealous fan during his concert yesterday in Dubai, according to a report.

A male fan, rushing the stage to greet the teen pop star as he performed in the elite Persian Gulf city, caused a wild melee that knocked over the Biebs’ piano in the process, according to Abu Dhabi’s The National newspaper. The crazed Belieber made it across the stage — but was mauled by security guards when he leaned in for a hug. The star barely missed a note — sauntering across the stage as the unruly fan was dragged off behind him. Bieber is doing fine. He took a three-minute break and finished the concert, according to The National. The ruckus followed another regional Bieber crisis — a concert originally scheduled for yesterday in the Islamic state of Oman was canceled when his act was reportedly deemed “too sexy” by Muslim leaders.

During an Australian radio interview, CHRIS BROWN admitted he and RIHANNA aren't together.  He said, quote, "I'm always gonna love that person.  I can't be focused on wife-ing someone that young.  I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be."

LINDSAY LOHAN avoided a probation violation by checking into the Betty Ford Clinic in California early Friday morning.  It sounds like the court will probably approve everything, so Lindsay will do her 90 days there.  Lindsay did a stint at Betty Ford back in 2010, during which she got into a fight with a female employee who caught her sneaking out for a night.

In a newly-released interview with PIERS MORGAN, LINDSAY LOHAN says she's not a big drinker and has only tried cocaine four or five times in her life.  She also said she doesn't need rehab, she never stole that necklace and she's totally straight . . . despite her past relationship with SAMANTHA RONSON.

If you thought the OCTOMOM'S club track was as bad as music could get, you were wrong.  Because "Tanning Mom" PATRICIA KRENTCIL dropped a song on iTunes this morning. It's called "It's Tan Mom", and it's AWFUL. 

More dash cam video from REESE WITHERSPOON'S arrest has surfaced . . . including a clip of Reese telling the cop she's pregnant.  Meanwhile, the paparazzi snapped Reese at LAX wearing an Atlanta PD hat.

A bat that MICKEY MANTLE used in 1964 was X-rayed, and it appears to have been CORKED.  There have been rumors that Mantle corked his bats late in his career.  He retired in 1968.

 

As expected, "Iron Man 3" had a HUGE opening weekend.  In fact, it was the second best opening in box office history. The movie made $175 million in its first three days of release, behind only "The Avengers", which made $207 million when it was released last May.  And that's just here in America.  When you add that to its overseas haul, "Iron Man 3" has already made over $680 million worldwide.

If you are one of the 12 or 13 people who enjoyed DAVID SPADE'S 2001 "comedy" "Joe Dirt", this is going to make your decade:  There's a sequel on the way. It'll pick up where the last one left off . . . as if anyone remembers where the last one left off.  And it'll once again star David Spade.  It won't be in theaters, though.  It's only going to be released digitally.  No word yet on a release date.

You don't often hear about actors leaving animated children's movies over creative differences . . . but that's what AL PACINO did. He was supposed to play the villain in the "Despicable Me" sequel, but he bounced.  There's no word what he objected to. He'll be replaced by BENJAMIN BRATT.  The movie opens July 3rd.

On Saturday, "The Office" held a public wrap party in Scranton, Pennsylvania, where the show is set.  Several cast members showed up, including former star STEVE CARELL who made a surprise appearance.

METALLICA singer JAMES HETFIELD and guitarist KIRK HAMMETT played an INSTRUMENTAL version of the National Anthem at a San Francisco Giants game over the weekend.  They later signed the guitars so they could be auctioned for charity.

Lindsay Lohan's latest troubles with the law -- flouting a court-ordered 90-day treatment by checking into and out of an unapproved facility in Los Angeles on Thursday, May 2 -- may just be an extension of the troubled starlet's decision that rehab just isn't for her."I don't think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don't think that's rehab," she told Piers Morgan in a recent interview for the Daily Mail's Event magazine. "Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time." The 26-year-old troubled starlet has checked into rehab a total of six times so far, but Lohan told Morgan that her time could have been better spent otherwise."I think there are other things I could do instead of going to a rehab center that would benefit me more," she told the TV host and journalist. "The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."Lohan's latest three-month sentence comes as a result of her March no-contest pleas to reckless driving and lying to the police. In addition to her 90 days of rehab, she will need to receive psychological counseling, complete 30 days of community labor, and pay a series of fines. But, the actress insists, going to rehab doesn't make her either an alcoholic or a junkie. In fact, she said, she's "never been a huge drinker," and her drugs of choice are limited to marijuana, several prescription pills (Lohan admits to taking Adderall and the occasional Trazodone to help her sleep after jet lag), and ecstasy."I don't really like it. It reminds me of my dad," she said of cocaine, which she said she's only done "four or five times." "I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice. …I just should have known that being in the public eye, someone was bound to say something or try to make some money off it."

 

 

"He'd disappeared for five days, so I asked Mom if we could go to my grandmother's house and see if he was there," she recalled. "I got out of the car when we arrived and I saw him diving into the pool with some woman. So I ran into the house and checked her ID to see who she was. I remember running back to the car, feeling sick. …That woman was the one he had a secret child with, which came out in the press recently."

"He definitely needs to se a therapist," Lohan continued. "He went to rehab once but kicked out. That's one thing that's never happened to me!"

 

The Scary Movie 5 actress is currently spending time in rehab at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif. and has rehired her former attorney Shawn Holle

 

TV TONIGHT

• "The Voice" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.  Live viewer voting beings as the top 16 artists compete against one another.

 • "Dancing with the Stars" [Performance Show] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

 • "Rihanna 777" [Special Presentation] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.  An inside look at Rihanna's November 2012 tour to seven countries, for seven concerts, in seven days to promote the release of her seventh studio album "Unapologetic".

 

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