pretty-boy quarterback Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings, but he doesn’t wear the financial pants in his family.Gisele Bundchen, Brady’s supermodel wife, had the household’s real championship season — raking in $42 million in 2012-13 as the world’s richest catwalker, according to Forbes.It’s the seventh consecutive year the financial mag has named Bundchen, 33, as the runway’s No. 1 earner.She outdid her hubby — who was the No. 11 highest-earning athlete in 2012-13, according to Forbes — by some $4 million. Brady reportedly made a little more than $38 million in salary, signing bonuses and endorsement deals in the year that ended in June. She took Beyoncé’s place as the face of H&M, reportedly beat out Rihanna to be the front woman of Chanel, and took over the David Yurman gig from Kate Moss all while giving birth to daughter Vivian, her second kid with Brady.
Someone is trying to sell supposed NUDE photos of DEMI LOVATO. The seller says, quote, "These are Demi. The collection I have show some nude, including face, some including parts of the body Demi is known for: tattoos, butt, chin. Then, I have pictures of her getting rowdy . . . I can guarantee you these photos are legitimately of Demi." So far no one has published them.
"Life & Style" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN actually got fat from her legs lipo'ed and injected into her butt. Meanwhile, she and baby NORTH were photographed at the funeral of KANYE WEST'S grandfather in Oklahoma City . . . but the baby was covered up, as usual.
Just last week, someone released a parody video, asking HBO to show more MALE nudity to balance out all the female body parts you can see on their various shows.Well, Sunday night's "True Blood" season finale SORT OF delivered, with a scene in which ALEXANDER SKARSGARD is reading a book NAKED on a lawn chair in the SNOW in Sweden. He suddenly starts catching fire and has to jump off the chair . . . and that's when his BAIT AND TACKLE become visible.
87-year-old comedy legend DICK VAN DYKE was taking a drive yesterday when his Jaguar suddenly CAUGHT FIRE on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. Van Dyke got out safely, but the car was TOTALED. He later said he felt lucky to be alive.
"Rizzoli & Isles" star LEE THOMPSON YOUNG reportedly committed suicide on Sunday. He was 29. His manager released a statement saying, quote, "It's with great sadness that I announce that Lee tragically took his own life this morning." Lee also starred on the Disney Channel show "The Famous Jett Jackson".
The authorities in Southern Connecticut say they received a "FLURRY" of 911 calls on Sunday night . . . because people were upset that their cable went out during "Breaking Bad". The local police posted a message on Facebook warning people that they can be arrested for misusing the 911 system.
LADY GAGA unleashed her video for "Applause" yesterday . . . and not surprisingly, it's pretty bizarre. It's basically just a ton of images of Lady Gaga, in all kinds of crazy forms and settings . . . like singing inside a giant top hat, dancing in a cage, and having her head superimposed on a swan.
The "Chicago Tribune" says that COOLIO is auctioning off his music to launch a new career . . . in COOKING. Coolio has actually been working at this for a while. He was on Food Network's "Celebrity Cook-Off" . . . and then he became a "New York Times" bestselling-author with his 2009 book, "Cookin' with Coolio". Supposedly, Coolio wants the cash from the song catalog sale to "expand his cookbook series, and his online cooking show of the same name."
Kim Zolciak revealed that she is expecting twins. Already the mother of four other children, Zolciak, 35, told E! News that she "couldn't be more excited". "I was completely shocked," she said. "I had no idea. It was a natural conception, but twins do run in the family, so I guess I shouldn't have been surprised." Zolciak, who is married to Kroy Biermann, added of their big family, "I can't believe I am going to be a mom to six children. It's going to be very busy but it's a dream come true." Just before re-Tweeting E! News's congratulatory message, Zolciak teased on Twitter that she had a "VERY exciting and personal announcement!!!"
The White House is going to the dogs! The Obama family announced on Instagram Monday evening that they've added to the four-legged part of their family, welcoming a new pup, Sunny. The 1-year-old female was born in Michigan last June, and arrived at the White House today, according to whitehouse.gov. Just like big brother Bo, she is a Portuguese water dog – a hypoallergenic breed that won't trigger 15-year-old First Daughter Malia's allergies.
A man was found shot dead at the Florida home of singer and actress Olivia Newton-John, police said on Monday. Newton-John was not at the home in Jupiter Inlet Colony, a town near West Palm Beach, according to Sgt. Scott Pascarella, a spokesman for the Jupiter Police Department. Pascarella said the deceased man was a 42-year-old contractor who was working at the house owned by Newton-John and her husband, John Easterling. Police are investigating the circumstances of his death.
Actor David Arquette called in to Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show on Monday to confess that after more than two years of sobriety, he is now drinking "a lot."
After more than four decades together, Lily Tomlin and her partner Jane Wagner may finally tie the knot."Jane and I have been together for 42 years," Tomlin said tonight at The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Pre-Emmy Performers Peer Group reception.And then she exclusively revealed to me, "We're thinking maybe we'll get married."Tomlin, who turns 74 on Sept. 1, and Wagner, 78, never thought they would see same sex marriage legal in their lifetime.
• "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on the CW. Keegan Michael Key from the sketch comedy show "Key and Peele" is this week's celebrity guest.
• "So You Think You Can Dance" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. Jenna Elfman guest judges as the top 8 dancers perform, before two of them are eliminated.
• "America's Got Talent" [Performance Show] . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. Twelve acts perform and each judge gets a chance to bring back a wildcard act.
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