Here comes the story of Bob Dylan's hair ... which apparently belongs to the ex-wife of Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach. Seriously (according to court docs obtained by TMZ).We've learned ... Auerbach's extremely bitter divorce with Stephanie Gonis was finalized this week in Tennessee ... after the warring couple came to terms on splitting up their assets. First, the money: She gets more than $5 million. Plus, she gets the couple's 2012 Toyota Highlander and one of the family homes. But who cares, because the real story here is BOB DYLAN'S HAIR. According to the divorce docs, the couple owns an asset described as "Bob Dylan Hair."It's unclear how the hair was obtained ... when it was obtained ... if the hair contains any product ... etc. -- but the point is, Dan agreed to part ways with it in the divorce.
Omar Gooding -- host of Nickelodeon's '90s show "Wild & Crazy Kids" and a bunch of other stuff -- had a w-wild and crazy night on Tuesday ... TMZ has learned, the actor was busted for DUI. Law enforcement sources tell us, Gooding -- the younger brother of actor Cuba Gooding Jr. -- was arrested early Tuesday AM in L.A. and was released hours later on his own recognizance.Details surrounding the arrest are unclear.In addition to "Wild & Crazy Kids," Gooding had leading roles on "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" and "Smart Guy" (the show where Tahj Mowry plays a child genius). But c'mon, "Wild & Crazy Kids" was the best.
A little self-love just wasn't enough for SYDNEY LEATHERS. She's gone ALL THE WAY in . . . pun intended . . . and filmed a full-on porn video with some guy by the name of XANDER CORVUS as CARLOS DANGER. It's called "Weiner and Me" . . . and Sydney is already in rationalization mode. She says, quote, "After I did the Vivid photo shoot a couple weeks ago, people already thought I made a porno, so it was like, 'Eh, they think I did, I might as well.' "There is sex, but it has some really funny bits too. That's part of the reason I agreed to do it."
COREY FELDMAN is trying to be the next HUGH HEFNER, by filling his mansion with scantily-clad women and throwing parties. A writer for Vice.com got to attend one, and his article and photos make it seem like it was pretty lame.
Former "Prison Break" star WENTWORTH MILLER has come out of the closet. In a letter declining an invite to a Russian film festival, he said, quote, "As a gay man, I must decline. I am deeply troubled by the current attitude toward and treatment of gay men and women by the Russian government."
ROBERT PATTINSON seemed to take a dig at "Twilight" fans . . . telling a German magazine, quote, "Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with 'Twilight'."
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was arrested for drunk driving near Albany, New York yesterday morning. And when he found out the cop's name was Tom Jones, he said, "What's new, pussycat?” Cassidy is now facing felony drunk driving charges because of a prior DUI in Florida.
Buzzfeed.com has put together a list of 17 Reality Shows That Need To Come Back . . . and it includes: "Rock of Love", "Flavor of Love", "The Surreal Life", "Trading Spaces" and "Celebrity Fit Club".
Word has it that a "Rambo" TV series is in the works. SYLVESTER STALLONE is "in talks" to be involved on a, quote, "creative level" . . . although, he COULD possibly star on it. Stallone hasn't commented.
BRANDY performed at some event in South Africa over the weekend . . . but apparently, no one was interested in seeing her. A local musician Tweeted that Brandy sang in front of about 40 people at a stadium that holds 90,000, but then "walked off" after two songs.
KELLY CLARKSON is too damn busy to plan a wedding . . . so she and Brandon Blackstock are going to elope instead. She says, quote, "We are so busy that we finally just came to terms the other night and were like, 'So, we change our minds and we want to elope.' We just got so overwhelmed by it."
Today show weekend anchor Jenna Wolfe gave birth to a daughter, her first child with girlfriend Stephanie Gosk, on Wednesday, NBC. Baby girl Harper Estelle Wolfeld Gosk was born at 7:31 p.m., the network said. She weighed in at 7 pounds, 13 ounces.MTV's "Snooki & JWoww" can keep things business as usual in a residential neighborhood on the Jersey Shore, a judge decided Monday.For now.Residents of Pelican Island in Berkeley Township, N.J., had requested an injunction against 495 Productions to stop the cameras from rolling, but Ocean County Superior Court Judge E. David Millard wasn't buying what they were selling, the Asbury Park Press reported Wednesday.
One Direction’s Zayn Malik is engaged to Little Mix singer Perrie Edwards, the bride-to-be’s brother confirmed via Twitter. “Right. My sister and Zayn ARE Engaged! It’s true!” Jonnie Edwards tweeted. “You seen the ring on the finger and all that Jazz! CONGRATS!!!”Malik and Edwards, 20, hit the red carpet Tuesday night for the London premiere of the boy band’s documentary, “One Direction: This Is Us,” with Edwards flaunting the new engagement ring on her left hand.“Aww the trends,” Perrie Edwards noted this morning. “#Zerrie #CongratsZaynandPerrie
• "Monday Night Pre-Season Football" . . . 8:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on ESPN. The Baltimore Ravens host the Carolina Panthers in Baltimore.
• "Kid Rock: Live From Buffalo Chip" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CMT. Kid Rock performs from Sturgis Buffalo Chip.
• "Project Runway" . . . 9:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Lifetime. Allison Williams from HBO's "Girls" is a guest judge.
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