One of the most noteworthy moments at last night's Emmys was a TINA FEY NIP SLIP. Also, MICHAEL DOUGLAS thanked CATHERINE ZETA-JONES even though they're separated . . . and KERRY WASHINGTON did NOT become the first African-American to win Best Actress in a Drama series.
Here are all the Emmy winners you care about . . .
Best Drama Series: "Breaking Bad" (AMC)
Best Comedy Series: "Modern Family" (ABC)
Best Actor (Drama Series): Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom" (HBO)
Best Actress (Drama Series): Claire Danes, "Homeland" (Showtime)
Best Supporting Actor(Drama Series): Bobby Cannavale, "Boardwalk Empire" (HBO)
Best Supporting Actress(Drama Series): Anna Gunn, "Breaking Bad" (AMC)
Best Actor(Comedy Series): Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory" (CBS)
Best Actress(Comedy Series): Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep" (HBO)
Best Supporting Actor (Comedy Series): Tony Hale, "Veep" (HBO)
Best Supporting Actress (Comedy Series): Merritt Wever, "Nurse Jackie" (Showtime)
Best Miniseries or Movie: HBO's "Behind the Candelabra" . . . and Michael Douglas won Best Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie for his role as Liberace.
Best Reality-Competition Program: "The Voice" (NBC)
Best Variety Series: "The Colbert Report" (Comedy Central)
Maria Menounos Always one to bring a little something "Extra" to the red carpet, TV host Maria Menounos looked gorgeous in a midnight blue strapless gown -- but it was her stunning statement necklace that really stole the show.
JACK KLUGMAN'S son is NOT happy that the Emmys gave five people special, individual "in memoriam" tributes at the Emmys, and his dad wasn't one of them, while CORY MONTEITH was. He called it "criminal," and added, quote, "They're celebrating this self-inflicted tragedy instead of celebrating the life of my father, who won three Emmys. Cory Monteith never won an Emmy."
Last night, five dead people received special, individual "in memoriam" tributes at the Emmys: "Sopranos" star James Gandolfini . . . Jean Stapleton of "All in the Family" . . . comedian and actor Jonathan Winters . "Family Ties" producer Gary David Goldberg . . . and "Glee's" Cory Monteith. All of them are Emmy winners, except Cory, who had never even been nominated.
Some sexually-explicit photos of MICHAEL BUBLE from 13 years ago surfaced. They feature Michael and some friends drunkenly fooling around with a woman in a hotel room. The pics are pretty risqué, but no actual sex acts are depicted, so we don't know exactly how far things went.
The next time you see MICK JAGGER rocking out on stage, remember this: He's about to become a GREAT-GRANDFATHER. Mick is 70 years old, and he has a 21-year-old granddaughter named Assisi Jackson, who is now pregnant. Assisi's mother is 41-year-old Jade Jagger, the daughter of Mick and his first wife Bianca. Mick has seven children from four women. They range in age from 14 to 42. He has three other grandchildren besides Assisi.
During a performance at a music festival this weekend, MILEY CYRUS wore almost nothing, slapped a little person's butt, twerked, sang into a banana microphone and cried while singing "Wrecking Ball". You know, the usual.
JON GOSSELIN pulled a gun and fired a warning shot when a female photographer followed him to his cabin in the woods in rural Pennsylvania. Since she was trespassing, it was probably legal . . . which is why the woman didn't pursue charges. Jon says, quote, "The message that I take my family's privacy seriously was sent loud and clear. I trust that she will respect that in the future."
OPRAH WINFREY is admitting that she had a nervous breakdown last year, over her struggling network OWN. She says, quote, "I wasn't ready to go run naked in the streets. Let's make that very clear. But I had reached a point where I just couldn't take in anymore stimulation. Ok? That's what I meant by that."
The HUGH JACKMAN movie "Prisoners" easily topped the box office this weekend with $21.4 million . . . while the CHRIS BROWN break-dancing movie "Battle of the Year" made $5 million in 5th place.And the IMAX 3D version of "The Wizard of Oz" had a strong showing in limited release, earning $3 million despite only being shown on about 300 screens. Here are this week's Top 10 movies:
1. (NEW) "Prisoners", $21.4 million.
2. "Insidious Chapter 2", $14.5 million. Up to $60.9 million in its 2nd week.
3. "The Family", $7 million. Up to $25.6 million in its 2nd week.
CHRIS BROWN is still complaining about how America won't forgive him for the "mistake" he made when he beat the crap out of RIHANNA . . . and now, he's wondering why he didn't get a "free pass" like other artists do.In a new interview with "Jet" magazine, he says, quote, "This is something I've been dealing with for the past maybe five years. Anybody with a voice . . . TUPAC, MICHAEL JACKSON, the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. . . . gets formatted . "Except maybe for Jay Z, who is accepted by White America because he shakes hands and kisses babies. No disrespect, because I'm a fan, but nobody brings up the fact that he stabbed somebody and sold drugs. He gets a pass."In 2001, Jay Z pleaded guilty to stabbing a record producer named Lance "Un" Rivera for supposedly leaking and bootlegging Jay Z's new album. He got off with community service.
MUMFORD & SONS wrapped up their tour in Kansas on Friday night . . . and now, they're going on hiatus. Keyboardist BEN LOVETT says, quote, "There won't be any Mumford & Sons activities for the foreseeable future . . . we're going to take a considerable amount of time off."
Pop star Rihanna spent a weekend at the beach in Thailand, leaving behind a trail of racy tweets and an incriminating Instagram photograph showing her cuddling an endangered primate. That didn't sit well with authorities, who arrested two people for allegedly peddling protected species. On a break from her Diamonds World Tour, Rihanna visited the Thai island of Phuket, where she befriended the wildlife. An Instagram photo she also shared on Twitter showed her in sunglasses snuggling up to a furry primate called the slow loris and was captioned: "Look who was talkin dirty to me!" The slow loris, a squirrel-like animal with big eyes, is native to Southeast Asia and is listed as a protected species. "Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture (of Rihanna), and last night police arrested the two individuals who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists," a Phuket district chief, Weera Kerdsirimongkon, said by telephone Sunday
After getting engaged earlier this year, Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom have tied the knot.The former "Saturday Night Live" star and the singer-songwriter were married on Saturday, The Hollywood Reporter confirms.
Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron apparently fumbled the ball on the greatest catch of his life — Katherine Webb.“Yes (they've broken up),” Katherine’s mother, Leslie Webb, told RadarOnline of the end of a high-profile, year-long romance between Webb, 24, and McCarron, 23. “Katherine’s just trying to stay real busy.”The Millenial royal couple captured the attention of the nation after Webb was spied in the stands rooting for McCarron’s Crimson Tide during January’s BCS Championship Game.
• "Monday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN. The Denver Broncos host the Oakland Raiders at Sports Authority Field in Colorado.
• "The Voice" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. Cee-Lo and Christina Aguilera return to coach alongside Adam Levine and Blake Shelton.
• "How I Met Your Mother" [9th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.
• "2 Broke Girls" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on CBS.
• "Mom" [Series Premiere] . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. Anna Faris plays a newly sober single mom who reconnects with her absentee mother, played by "West Wing" Amazon Allison Janney.
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