Cee Lo Green could never be accused of trying to fit in, but his newest look takes standing out to a whole new level. In Monday night's The Voice premiere, the rapper debuted a full head tattoo, which no doubt shocked the audience and the other judges. The intricate pattern covers the 39-year-old's shaved dome from his forehead all the way to the base of his neck in thick black lines.
ROBERT PATTINSON reportedly has a new girlfriend. He was spotted at a friend's birthday party Saturday night with a "mystery brunette." A witness says, quote, "Their hands were all over each other." The source adds, quote, "She's really sweet and [has a] girl next door vibe. Rob is actually really nice and humble. They're a perfect match."
As a 32-year-old mother of two, JESSICA ALBA is more confident in her body than ever before. She says, quote, "I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. Why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That's so crazy. I was so skinny. I didn't have any cellulite . . . what was I thinking?"
One of the most disgusting . . . and most HILARIOUS . . . scenes in the original "Dumb & Dumber" is the TOILET SCENE. That's the scene in which JIM CARREY slips JEFF DANIELS a powerful laxative . . . then Jeff EXPLODES in the bathroom of a woman they're both going after. To his horror, he realizes too late that the toilet DOESN'T FLUSH.
Netflix has created a site at SpoilerFoiler.com, where you can have Tweets involving "Breaking Bad" CENSORED, so this Sunday's finale isn't spoiled for you. There are a few flaws, but the concept is cool. And it's FREE . . . because they basically just did it to remind everyone that they have the show's previous seasons available for streaming.
BRITNEY SPEARS has sold out three of the first 16 shows of her upcoming Las Vegas residency, but some people are considering this a "disaster," because she was expected to do better. Also, Britney's rep has denied a rumor claiming that she's going to be lip-synching her way through the shows.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S new album, "The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2", doesn't come out until NEXT week, but the whole thing is now streaming on iTunes.By the way, Justin recently did a version of "Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground)", which was released by THE JACKSONS in 1978. His cover is pretty great.
Vulture.com got its hands on a grocery list that R. KELLY allegedly threw together . . . and it includes: "Tyson Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Nuggets," Go-Gurts, Lunchables and Bananas . . . although he specifically notes that his banana needs are, quote, "three only."
ADAM LEVINE recently criticized derivative pop music, and Tweeted, quote, "recycling old art doesn't make you an artist. It makes you an art teacher." LADY GAGA apparently thought he was talking about her, because she later Tweeted, quote, "Uh oh guys, the art police is here."
Bill Nye the Science Guy is definitely a fan favorite on Dancing with the Stars, but did people's votes save the low-scoring star from being the first eliminated contestant of season 17? Following last week's 14 out of 30-point cha cha, Nye, 57, and partner Tyne Stecklein showed a little improvement on Monday night with a 17-point Paso Doble, but it wasn't enough to keep them from the bottom of the leader board, with judge Carrie Ann Inaba critiquing his footwork. Trailing close to the scientist was Keyshawn Johnson with an 18-point samba that Inaba said was "rough around the edges" – and Valerie Harper, who seemed like she "forgot a third of" her 19-point Paso Doble, according to Inaba.Keyshawn got sent home.
His performance as the perpetually smoking Don Draper brought him an Emmy nod, but it looks like the rasp in Jon Hamm's voice isn't just due to method acting. The 42-year-old actor is set to undergo throat surgery next week after allegedly coughing up blood recently, according to multiple reports.A rep for the actor confirmed to The Huffington Post that Hamm would be having surgery, calling it a "routine outpatient procedure to remove a single polyp from his throat." Previous reports suggested that Hamm was to remove two, not one, polyps (abnormal tissue) from the region.
• "The Voice" [Blind Auditions] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.
• "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." [Series Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. Clark Gregg reprises his role of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, as he assembles a team of agents and heroes to fight evil.
• "NCIS" [11th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.
• "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" [9th Season Finale] . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on the CW. This week's celebrity guest is Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson.
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