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October 14th

Oct 14, 2013 -- 9:54am





This should probably go without saying, but when supermodels play with each other's vaginas, WE ALL WIN. Therefore, you can call THIS a victory:  CHRISSY TEIGEN posted a video on Instagram in which she gives BROOKLYN DECKER something called a VAGINA RASPBERRY.

Shia is in London filming a World War 2 movie called "Fury" with BRAD PITT and SCOTT EASTWOOD.  The other night, he was out on the town with a friend, when he came across two sisters who were throwing up on the sidewalk. We ASSUME they were drunk, although that's not explicitly stated.  Whatever the case, Shia found this amusing, so he whipped out his phone and started filming them. They asked him to stop, but he wouldn't.  So a COMPLETE STRANGER who happened to witness this walked up to Shia, slugged him in the face TWICE and kicked him in the nards. At that point, bouncers from a nearby club jumped in and pulled everyone apart.  Shia took off, and as far as we know, he didn't file a police report. Ironically, one of the girls says she didn't even recognize Shia until after he got beat up.  She says if she'd known it was him, she would have gladly allowed him to film her throwing up, because she has a "massive crush" on him.

JUSTIN BIEBER has been accused of sucker-punching a club DJ's manager at a bar in South Korea because the DJ wouldn't play hip hop for him.  The incident even prompted a Tweet from DEADMAU5, who said, quote, "Dear Justin Bieber, would you please grow the [eff] up already?  In the meantime, put a shirt on, and stay away from nightclubs."

The search for the perfect Christian Grey was thought over after "Sons of Anarchy" star Charlie Hunnam was picked to play the lead in the upcoming "Fifty Shades of Grey" film, but now it appears Hunnam is out."The filmmakers of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam's immersive TV schedule which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey," Universal Pictures said in a statement, obtained by The Hollywood Reporter.The 33-year-old actor was the second casting announcement for the steamy film adaptation of E.L. James' erotic trilogy, after James took to Twitter revealing that Dakota Johnson would play Anastasia Steele on September 2.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS LIED about having throat cancer.  He actually had TONGUE cancer.  So why did he lie?  Because he was about to do press for the "Wall Street" sequel, and tongue cancer is a lot more serious. He says, quote, "The surgeon said, 'Let's just say it's throat cancer.'"  The doctor also told Michael that if they had to do surgery for tongue cancer, he could potentially lose part of his jaw and tongue.

KIM KARDASHIAN was driving around L.A. the other day, being hounded by the paparazzi, as usual.  But her solution was to shield her face with her purse.  WHILE DRIVING. Oh, and her daughter North was in the car with her.




"Gravity" was the #1 movie at the box office again this weekend, pulling in another $44.3 million.  It's now made more than $123 million in the 10 days since it was released."Captain Phillips" was a distant second place with $26 million . . . and "Machete Kills" was basically dead on arrival with just $3.8 million in 4th place.  Here are this week's Top 10 movies:

 1.  "Gravity", $44.3 million.  Up to $123 million in its 2nd week.

2.  (NEW)  "Captain Phillips", $26 million.

 3.  "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2", $14.2 million.  Up to $78 million in its 3rd week.

It was kind of a surprise what an AMAZING comedy team WILL FERRELL and JOHN C. REILLY made when they did "Talladega Nights" in 2006. And they were even MORE brilliant two years later in "Step Brothers". Well, they're teaming up again for "Devil's Night", a movie about the tradition of vandalism and mischief that occurs the night before Halloween. Ferrell and Reilly will play childhood friends who used to enjoy Devil's Night, but had a falling out over it . . . and have to re-team as adults to PROTECT their neighborhood from the chaos.

NBC is developing a new sitcom starring MEG RYAN as, quote, "a single mom who decides to return to work at her former publishing house, where she will be supervised by her 30-year-old former intern." Meg hasn't done much acting recently.  This will be her first major role since the 2008 movie, "The Women".  She got a Razzie nomination for Worst Actress for that, along with her co-stars, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing and Jada Pinkett Smith. Since then, Meg has had two small roles on TV:  On Showtime's "Web Therapy", and a cameo as herself on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm".  (She also starred in a 2009 indie movie that no one saw called "Serious Moonlight".)

There's now a FIFTH show based on "The Wizard of Oz" in development.  This one is a drama for the Lifetime network called "Red Brick Road".  It'll be about what happens if Dorothy follows the RED brick road, which was intertwined with the Yellow Brick Road in the movie.

If you enjoy footage of performers slipping and falling in concert . . . here's a new one for you:  It's SELENA GOMEZ, from a show in Virginia last Thursday night. Selena was jumping up and down during her performance of "Slow Down" . . . when she got a little too close to a step on the stage.  She slipped down, and fell over . . . but she's fine.

If you ever get close enough to smell CARRIE UNDERWOOD, expect coconut.  She tells "Women's Health", quote, "I put coconut oil on my food, I put it on my face, I put it on my hair.  If it's winter, the second I get out of the shower, I spread it all over and it feels really good and it smells good too."

 Lauren Conrad is getting married! The former Laguna Beach star revealed the happy news on her personal blog that she's now engaged to her boyfriend William Tell. I am very excited to share with you guys that William and I got engaged over the weekend," the 27-year-old bestselling author wrote on Sunday, Oct. 13. "I am beyond thrilled! Get ready for lots more wedding content here on as we begin the planning process." Alongside the caption, the blonde beauty showed off her stunning round-cut diamond ring. It will be the first marriage for both.

Pharrell Williams is one lucky guy! The Grammy award-winning record producer tied the knot with his girlfriend model Helen Lasichanh on Saturday, Oct. 12, Us Weekly can confirm. The "Get Lucky" singer and his new bride exchanged vows in Miami, Fla.




 • "Monday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN.  The San Diego Chargers host the Indianapolis Colts at Qualcomm Stadium.

 • "The Voice" [Battle Rounds Begin] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.  Ed Sheeran works with Christina Aguilera's team . . . Miguel helps Cee-Lo . . . OneRepublic's Ryan Tedder helps Adam Levine . . . and Cher works with Blake Shelton's team.

• "Dancing with the Stars" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Aloe Blacc performs.

• "How I Met Your Mother" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on CBS.  Wayne Brady and "American Horror Story's" Frances Conroy guest star.


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