January 13th, 2014

Jan 13, 2014 -- 12:35pm

"American Hustle" and "12 Years a Slave" won Golden Globes for Best Comedy or Musical and Best Drama, respectively.  Other winners included Leonardo DiCaprio, Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams.  "Breaking Bad” – won Best TV Drama.

"Golden Globes" hosts AMY POEHLER and TINA FEY were on fire!  Spitting jokes like:  "'Gravity' is nominated for best film.  It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age." 

Meanwhile, EMMA THOMPSON was DRUNK on stage, and JENNIFER LAWRENCE Photo-bombed TAYLOR SWIFT.

Pamela Anderson has married Rick Salomon for the SECOND time.  He is probably best known as the male "star" of the PARIS HILTON sex tape.  Pam married him in 2007, but they got an annulment a few months later.  They started hooking up again last year.

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown married her adopted "brother" Nick Gordon.  They announced it on Twitter with a picture of their wedding rings.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are joining Bruno Mars for the Super Bowl Halftime Show on February 2nd.  There's no word yet how that's going to work exactly, or what songs they'll be doing.

The Navy SEAL movie "Lone Survivor" topped the box office this weekend with $38.5 million. That's the second-biggest January opening ever, behind "Cloverfield", which made $40 million in 2008. It was a different story for "The Legend of Hercules", which brought in just $8.6 million in its first three days of release, despite costing an estimated $70 million to make.

An arbitrator has upheld Major League Baseball's suspension of Alex Rodriguez for juicing.  A-Rod will be out for the entire 162-game, 2014 season, and will forfeit his $25 million salary. 

Sean Penn is getting rid of his guns.  During a charity auction for Haiti over the weekend, one of the items up for bids was a sculpture that will be made out of all 65 of the guns Sean owns "in the continental United States."  He credited, quote, "a strong woman . . . from South Africa" for convincing him to ditch them.  Obviously, he was referring to his new girlfriend Charlize Theron.

ABC is developing a new sitcom starring CHEVY CHASE and BEVERLY D'ANGELO, who starred in the National Lampoon "Vacation" movies together.  They'll play a husband and wife who are forced to raise their grandchildren. 

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