January 14, 2014

Jan 14, 2014 -- 1:07pm

Ashlee Simpson is going to tie the knot! The singer is engaged to actor Evan Ross, son of THE Diana Ross, the couple announced via Twitter on Monday.  "The love of my life said YES!!!!!!" Ross, 25, wrote, sharing a photo of the couple.  Adds Simpson, "My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!! Hallelujah Hawaii!!!"

This may be a total hoax but a guy who looks strangelylike Conan O’Brien posted a YouTube video claiming to be Conan's LOVE CHILD.  The guy tells Conan, quote, "We need each other.  You need the warm embrace of your son, and I need an easier financial path through college.  So I love you, Dad." 

Kanye West allegedly punched an 18-year-old man who spoke nasty towards Kim Kardashian at an office building in Beverly Hills yesterday.  Sources say Kanye punched the guy in a chiropractor's waiting room before someone separated them and now the man reportedly wants to press charges.

Terry Crews from "Expendables" claims that Justin Bieber is going to be in the fourth movie.  But it sounds like he might be joking, because he added, quote, "We are going to shoot him all at the same time.  It will be wonderful."

Beyoncé wrote a brief essay for ShriverReport.org  called "Gender Equality Is a Myth!" . . . and in it, she argues, quote, "[Gender equality] isn't a reality yet . . . unless women and men both say this is unacceptable, things will not change." 

Shia LaBeouf recently tweeted that he was retiring from public life.  But then Jim Carey burned him at the "Golden Globes" this past weekend.  So he came out of retirement so he could diss Jim on Twitter.  He basically called him a bad dad, but then deleted it, apologized and Tweeted, "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE."

Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander were spotted together at Tom's Restaurant, a.k.a. Monk's Café . . . their old, fictional hangout from "Seinfeld".  Larry David was there too, along with a camera crew.  It's unclear what they were doing, but they might have been filming a Super Bowl ad.

Keith Urban treated a group of super fans who've seen him perform 100 times to a free weekend in Chicago.  Each one got a plane ticket, hotel room, dinner, spending money, a "100 Club" jacket, plus front row seats and a meet and greet to his concert.

Sylvester Stallone says that after "Rocky" became a hit, he became a JERK . He says quote, "[I was] insufferable [and I thought I was] an authority on everything.  I abused power badly."  But he was brought back down to Earth when a showing of his next movie, "Paradise Alley", attracted only TWO viewers.

"Octomom" Nadya Suleman has been charged with three counts of Welfare fraud.  Authorities say she failed to report $30,000 in income while also collecting public assistance.

 

 

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